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my first day as the Easter Bunny

My first day as the Easter Bunny. The set is moving. There are animatronics. No one told me there'd be animatronics A rabbit with a busted plaster ear eternally chases cabbages, which are inexplicably spinning, spinning. A tiny farmer, armed with a pitchfork ( a real pitchfork, mind you, on a children's set---madness. ) a farmer futilely tries to defend his garden. One of his arms looks like it was broken and set wrong; it sticks out at a weird angle. There is fake green grass, little white ...
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Local Divisions Struggle With Pay Day Loans for Common Individuals

[Bizeurope.com] Oklahoma City, OK - Fri, Dec 4, 2009 The Portola Valley City Government should definitely not be vexed with the private finances of its parts. Council officials and the Metropolis Planning and Zoning Panel omit to admit that pay day loan lending institutions are a functional means for people in need of temporary economic help.Without cash loans, people are forced to resort more expensive options. In fact, a 2009 bank of Missouri survey expressed that when pay day loans had been ...
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The Script About My Ass

Does anyone remember those early high school days? You know, the time when most of us started to discover the opposite sex in ernest, but we still weren't completly evolved yet. I can still remember those early day High School parties that we had. You know, those parties that you would have at a friends house where all the guys would gravitate to the kitchen, and all the girls would gravitate to an up stairs bed room to talk girl talk. We all thought we were so cool. Some guy would always ...
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A Moment of Magic!

Laughter may or may not be a shock, relieved, but its' therapeutic effects are recognised in most cultures. It allows a positive distractive moment or moments. When things are tough, rough, overbearing or endless, a quick laugh can help to transcend an obsessive reality. Where could the harm lie? Where the outcome is refreshment, where is the loss? A few moments of production lost to relaxation, perhaps, couldn't be considered a waste. When a busy life is led, how could such a short reprieve ...
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GRANDPA ALWAYS SAID, 'THE DEVIL IS IN DE TALES'

"When in polite society," my grandfather opined, "never talk about religion or politics." Then he would dismiss himself from said "polite society" and talk about nothing but religion and politics. Mostly, he talked about politics and believe me, he had a lot to say on the subject. Much cannot be repeated in polite society or any other society. All I know about politics I learned from my grandfather and yet, to this day I don't know if he was a Republican or a Democrat. He prided himself in ...
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IN A BUSY WORLD WE STILL NEED TO TAKE TIME TO LAUGH

In many ways, the American home faces the danger of becoming a vanishing institution. Along with its extinction, the family unit as we know it is in danger. Children are not growing up in homes anymore. They are growing up in terminals. In reality, the American family does not need a home. We are born in a hospital, educated in a college, courted in an automobile and married in a church. We get our food at the delicatessen and restaurant. We spend our mornings at golf, our afternoons at the ...
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Top 10 Reasons Why Conservatives Love George W. Bush

Ten Reasons Why Conservatives Love George W. Bush A satirical and humorous look at the man conservatives dub one of the greatest chief executives to occupy the White House 10. Great Articulation. During his press conferences I've yet to hear the president mispronounce a word or desecrate the English language. Moreover, I've never heard him utter anything of a moronic nature. Well, except for the time when he said "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.' And lets not forget ...
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Sparkle the Clown

Sparkle the Clown would love to your next special event! Adding a special touch to family gatherings or company picnics, open houses, employee apprec- iations, festivals, I even do "clown-a- grams!" I am a deciated christian wanting to bring good clean, fun, games crafts, singing, face painting, puppet shows, and more to everyone. We all live to laugh and share in fun....keeping J.C. (JESUS CHRIST) in the middle of it all! Just give "J.C. Clowning" a call: there is 1- 4 clowns ready to add to ...
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Lighten Up At Work

This article focuses on ideas to having more fun at work by employing a more light-hearted approach. I hope these ideas, obtained from several sources, will spark you to share as well. Wouldn't it be great to smile more while putting in all those hours on the job? Have fun, giggle, and make life easier for yourself and the people you spend a lot of time with. Laughter works because it increases blood circulation, feeds oxygen to the brain, pumps out hormones that aid alertness, and releases ...
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Tickle Your Funny Bone

Practicing humor can lift tension, reduce stress, diffuse confrontation, improve communication, and enhance your relationship with others in any group. It can also increase productivity, learning ability, cooperation, teamwork, and profits while energizing you and others. Wow! Why wouldn't we want to incorporate even more of this no-cost action into our daily life? Here's more benefits: Humor is the shock absorber that eases the bumps in life and laughter is a vaccine for the ills of the world. ...
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MAKE 'EM LAUGH

Every day, thousands and thousands of people venture out into the complicated world of online business. The vast majority of these people are joining affiliate programs, MLMs, or trying to market information products. These can make great businesses, but if you really want to stand out, maybe you should try something that gives people a unique, fun, and always appreciated gift: laughter. People love people who make them laugh. We admire and remember people who can inspire a good chuckle or ...
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How To Effectively Shop For The Holidays And Avoid The Holiday

Ah... the magic of the holidays. We've all grown up with the comfort and mystery of our holiday traditions: oranges in our stockings, presents under the tree, the lighting of the menorah, and more! Our Holiday memories are full of mom's home cooking, dad's stories, and the love and laughter of friends and family. As adults, we try to recreate those memories for our children - to impart in them the same sense of mystery and wonder of our youth. But how do we do that in an increasingly material ...
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Managing Holiday Stress

Holidays are the time of year to seduce the senses and bolster the bonds between family and friends. But even the hardiest of revelers can succumb to holiday stress. Fret not, you weary holiday warriors. Below are tips for managing holiday stress. These holiday stress tips include ways to stay organized, ways to volunteer your time, decorate, shop, cook, and even write cards - all the while making your health and happiness top priorities. Time Management Tips to Minimize Stress: Stress and ...
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Meenakshi Sheshadri talks about her marriage

Former Miss India and yesteryears dancing queen Meenakshi Sheshadribroke many hearts when she decided to tie the knot with fiancée Harish Mysoreh (a banker) 10 years ago. With hits like 'Hero' and giving tough competition to actresses like Sridevi, and Jayaprada, giving up a lucrative film career for marriage was not a tough decision for her. "I'd been around for quite some time, and thought it was about time I got married. And when Harish came along, I felt ready to settle down. That's it", ...
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Introduce Your Kids to Your Favorite Classic Toys

Remember toys without batteries? Without buttons and video screens, that involved physical activity? Toys that engaged the child's imagination? This holiday season, think about introducing your children or grandchildren to the toys, games, and books that excited you when you were a kid. For young children, toys that they can manipulate will entertain them while they develop essential dexterity skills. Slinky toys, pull toys, spinning tops, and toy vehicles like trains, tractors and cars ...
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Ideal CHRISTMAS Gift - No Matter The Age Everyone Loves This

Want to put a smile on a loved one's face or hear the laughter ring out from the kiddies on Christmas day. Well the first move is to get it right when choosing their presents. How nice for you to hold an ear to ear grin all because this year you chose the ideal gift for the family. Deciding on what is right for each individual can cause unnecessary stress and worry to the build up to Christmas. Xmas is a happy/joyous event where we celebrate our lords being. Jesus is a very special person in ...
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The Stamp Of Friendship

Visiting one of my favorite scrapbook stores, I came across a thought-provoking encounter. Upon checkout, I mentioned to the cashier that I had driven an hour to her store because I really liked the extensive selection of papers and embellishments. In turn, she inquired where I lived. Upon hearing the answer, she quipped that she had a friend in the area who lead an exercise group. Since I know a few fitness people in the area, I asked her the person's name to which she began quite a struggle, ...
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