On A Retired Cop's Wedding Reception After three failed marriages, a newly retired cop married a very young wife. At the wedding reception, the emcee requested him to stand in front of the guests.
The emcee pulled out a military belt with all its military accessories from a bag and asked the groom to put on the belt to show to his guests how he looked like during his days while he was a cop. Finally, the emcee pulled out a military cap and asked the groom to put on the cap as well.
"Now you are really a cop", as the emcee commented followed by the applause of the audience.
"Now that you have retired, you do not need a military cap anymore, correct?", the emcee asked.
"Yes," said the groom.
"Now let us replace your military cap with an ordinary hat," as the emcee put the ordinary hat on the groom's head.
"During police operations, you used to wear a bullet proof vest and this military belt, right?" asked the emcee.
"Yes," answered the groom.
"Now that you have retired, you won't need this military belt either nor a bullet proof vest." Thus the emcee started removing the military belt from the groom's waist. "Now that you have married again, you will need this instead," (as the emcee pulled out an apron out of the bag and put it on the groom) "- an apron."
"You no longer need a gun, but you will need others things to hold on to," the emcee declared as he pulled out a banana and a zukini out of a bag and showed these to the audience. As the audience burst into laughter, the emcee declaired, "This banana and zukini are what you will need. Besides, this banana and zukini are good ingredients for making your wife a salad during your home cooking!" The emcee then placed the banana and the zukini in the front pockets of the apron.
Out of the blue, the emcee's wife blurted out in a loud voice, "My husband is just letting you know what your next job description will be!"
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